3 posts tagged with song by cortex.
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Jaylen (Please Don't Bean My Man)

A song about brought-back-from-the-dead Blaseball pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers whose beanballs now convey a deadly and contagious ailment to anyone she hits. Lyrics by @phasmantistes, and apologies once again to Dolly Parton. [more inside]
posted by cortex on Sep 17, 2020 - 3 comments

Last Minute Love Songs

Just what it says on the tin. [more inside]
posted by cortex on Feb 13, 2009 - 4 comments

bad first song

This my hello world for my new macbook, recorded in GarageBand using the internal mic. It is short and terrible.
posted by cortex on Jul 9, 2008 - 14 comments

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